This made me smile and LOL for quite a while

ConfuseTheDevil (9:27:29 PM): i bought [blank] a book called “what your poop is telling you”

miss memory jane (9:29:36 PM): LOL

miss memory jane (9:31:14 PM): i like how on amazon, people who bought “what your poop is telling you” also bought “what shat that?”

miss memory jane (9:31:21 PM): a pocket guide to poop identity

ConfuseTheDevil (9:30:07 PM): hahahaha

…i bet you wish you were [blank]