Mama

[Upon removing the lasagna from the oven with an unsteady grip and almost dropping dinner]

Mama: “SHOOTEY-TOO”

Katie: LOL

Mama: “You know you’ve been working at EC too long when you say THAT.”

Katie: still LOLing

Mama: “I used to be able to swear with the best.”

Katie: LOLing and repeating “shootey-too” to herself

Mama: “Shit, fuck…what happened?”